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Joke of the Day

"Did you know diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans!"

"I have Ebola... ebola cerial."

"What do you call a corn farmer who had his genitals removed A eunuch corn"

"Why was the bakers bread so expensive? He needed the dough."

"Morning wood starts the best fire."

"[Ghost Hunters] This ghost is a male, probably in his 40's -how'd u figure that out? He went bat shit crazy when we turned the thermostat up"

"What is the difference between chicken and blondes ? The chicken knows on whose eggs sitting ."

"I'll put a comma, after a comma, even if it doesn't need a comma, to completely, drive you, insane."

"Leonardo Dicaprio must be sad. He only has one Oscar instead of many."

"I caught my neighbor putting a layer of topsoil on my allotment The plot thickened"