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Joke of the Day
"So I just learned ejaculation comes out at 27mph. That makes it illegal in a School zone."
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"What do you say to a masochistic necrophiliac going through a beastiality phase? Stop beating a dead horse!"
"I used to steal identities... You people are so boring I ended up returning them."
"The problem with today's children is that today's parents are idiots."
"The worst part about a prostate exam... is getting an erection in the middle of the exam and then them finding out you're not even a doctor."
"What is Mozart doing right now? De-composing"
"Bae: Are you coming over? Me: Yes, I'm coming over. - Me and Bae having CB Radio sex"
"What do ISIS/ISIL members use to clean their dirty vaginas? ...me!"
"My life coach just asked me leave because apparently she has ""other pedicures to do"" and doesn't ""speak English""."
"ME: Lord, what have I done to deserve this GOD: *unfurls a scroll that keeps going for miles* Well"