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Joke of the Day

"How much did the pirate farmer charge for his corn? [](/party)A buck-an-ear!"

"Two Whales are Sitting at a Bar One whale looks over to the other and says ""Eeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooouuuuuuu"" and the other whale looks at him and says, ""Man you're really fucked up"""

"Submit a joke This subreddit."

"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problem out with a pencil."

"I just read a book about Stockholm syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I kinda liked it."

"[Safari hunt] (Ok don't tell them I'm an elephant) *Adjusts hat and shades* ""Elephant?. Yes that way."" *Points with trunk*"

"Look all I'm saying is Harry Potter could have defeated Voldemort much faster with the use of drones"

"85% of baseball's appeal is good weather and alcohol."

"Making holy water from regular water is easy. Just boil the hell out of it."

"You should always carry pepper when you go into the city In case you become a victim of a-salt!"