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Joke of the Day
"What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his Greek sandwich? There goes my gyro"
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"What's worse than 16 dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to 16 trees."
"Having sex in a elevator is... wrong on so many levels"
"Why do black people always finish first in a running race? There's a KFC at the end of the finish line."
"Why do some birds fly south for the winter? Its to far to walk."
"My dad was a very active advocate for women's rights... My mom wanted to be as well, but my dad wouldn't allow it."
"Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to eat? the wheelchair"
"My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records. Until the library kicked me out...."
"What's worse than finding out that your wife has cancer? Finding out it's curable."
"Daniel Day-Lewis sent over 20 million emails to prepare for his role as LinkedIn"