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Joke of the Day

"Why did the bowling pins stop working? They went on strike!"

"My only fetish is for pasta I guess you could call it fetichinni..."

"What do you call a large pile of kittens? A meowntain."

"Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth Then it just becomes a soap opera."

"Girl, if I could rearrange the alphabet I probably wouldnt: I'm not that smart and people are already mad at me from other stuff I did"

"[my original] Why have human fossils never been found in Iran? Because homos in Iran do not exist."

"Did you hear about the sarcastic washing machine? It takes the piss out of your knickers."

"Life is a lot like a piece of toilet paper. You're either on a roll, or you're taking shit from some asshole."

"Why did Hitler have so much energy? He was on a cleanse."

"MOM: always open the door for a lady [later on date] ME: Let me get that for you [reaching under stall door for lock] please stop screaming"