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Joke of the Day
"How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...5,6,7,8!"
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"What's the fastest way to a man's heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife."
"A skeleton walks into a bar... He says to the bartender, ""I'm gonna need a beer and a mop."""
"""Dad, how did you fall in love with mom?"" ""Well, son, long story short I saw her picture on Instagram and it was love at first...filter."""
"What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue? You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!"
"""I'm so sorry"", I go around whispering to people who've just woken up from a coma."
"I feel like a text is too serious without an ""lol"" or ""haha"" in there somewhere."
"An ancient tribe of homosapiens split off from the rest and stared at the sun for thousands of years. Today we call them Asians."
"I only have one hand.... So i shop at secondhand stores."
"I told a little white lie... or a little black lie, because all lies matter"