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Joke of the Day
"My only fetish is for pasta I guess you could call it fetichinni..."
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"Listening to NPR during fundraising campaigns has prepared me to ignore my kids when they ask for money."
"WIFE: there's a bear outside our tent ME: so W: so scare him off M: *unzips door* Donald Trump might become president *bear jumps into fire*"
"Why is dog man's best friend? They keep the mailman away from his wife"
"A horse walks into a bar and says, ""On a right-angled triangle with sides X, Y and Z, if X and Z are perpendicular, which side is opposite the right angle?"" The bartender says, ""Y, the long face."""
"Why do squirrels swim on their back? To keep their nuts dry."
"An Irishman walks out of a bar... It could happen"
"What goes in hard and comes out soft and sticky? Gum."
"Cops: ""Please step out of the car"" Me: ""I can't. I'm drunk. You get in."""
"The cops arrested my phone yesterday. They charged it with battery."