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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the sarcastic washing machine? It takes the piss out of your knickers."
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"How many Catholic priests does it take to screw a lightbulb?"
"What did A and B look for at the beach? A ""C"" gull!"
"Why did my Geoligist wife divorce me? She kept on saying that everything I said was complete bullschist"
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"Q: How do you kill a circus? A: Go for the juggler."
"Knock knock Who's there? Owls. Owls who? .................. Exactly!"
"My ex had a really weird fetish... She would dress as herself and act like a fucking bitch all the time."
"Latvian Jokes Latvian Olympian win silver medal in skeleton. Wishes silver medal was potato. Still is hungry."