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Joke of the Day

"[my original] Why have human fossils never been found in Iran? Because homos in Iran do not exist."

"Unless you have stellar reflexes, throwing a bouncy ball at your spouse during an argument is not the best choice."

"Turned off my lights for ""earth hour"". I've never had so many other cars honking at me."

"I had to defrost the fridge last night before bed. Or foreplay, as she calls it."

"What did the pedophile from Ireland say? Irish I was a little boy."

"Hey kids! Don't bother getting married, just find a woman you don't like and give her a house!"

"I love you more... - Darling, I feel that you love football more than me. - Honey, but I love you more than hockey."

"Atleast my crippling depression keeps me going I'm a real self-loathivator"

"My favorite way to mop the bathroom floor is to give the kids a bath. The walls, too. Yup, and ceiling."

"What do you call an overweight Scott Walker? Scott Waddler"