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Joke of the Day
"if you can't put two and two together you might actually enjoy the plot of the new star wars movie"
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"My wife's not too smart. I told her, our kids were spoiled. She said, ""All kids smell that way."""
"QUESTION: What's the best way to get a youthful figure? ANSWER: Ask a woman her age."
"I went to get a physical and the doctor told me I need to stop masturbating... I said, ""why?"" He said, ""Because I am giving you a physical!"""
"When apart, Sodium and Chlorine are harmful. When they form a bond, they are harmless to humans. Huh, isn't that ionic?"
"They say a blowjob makes your day... ...but anal makes your whole week."
"She had silky hair and legs that went on for days. I was in bed with a horse."
"Progress Johnny do you still throw stones at birds ? No sir, now i use slingshot."
"Geography puns So I was trying to look up some Geography puns, but I couldn't find any."
"Did you hear about the guy who chugged 8 cokes? He burped 7-Up"