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Joke of the Day
"Under what circumstance is mass a unit of time? Church"
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"Why did Mary fell from the swing ? Because she hasn't got arms !"
"Cute names to call your girlfriend with 1.sugar 2.honey 3.flour 4.egg 5.1/2 lb butter 6.stir 7.pour into pan 8.preheat to 375"
"Diet - day 1: I have removed all bad food from the house...it was delicious."
"Concert Problems... Kroeger: They tell me, no one knows you guys. Bono: U2."
"What do you call transgender superheroes? X-Men."
"What did Oliver Twist say at the slave auction? Please sir, I want some moors."
"As if being a surgeon wasn't enough you're a general too?"
"What's a ghost like to drink on the weekend? Booze (Kill me now)"
"I like my women like my salad Undressed"