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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the guy who chugged 8 cokes? He burped 7-Up"
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"There are 3 types of people in this world.. ..Those who can count, and those who can't."
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"I picked up this chick in Rome. We had sex, said goodbye the next morning and gave her a hi five She gave me hi V"
"I just ate so much Chinese food that now I'm able to use algorithms based on linear algebra to solve large numerical systems."
"Don't be stupid, if their ex is still calling it's because they're still getting an answer."
"What did the lawyer say when he stepped in dog shit? Help me..... I'm melting"
"A Jewish Coffee brand named... Hebrews It"
"So are we all just going to pretend that we didn't spend 2001 yelling, ""Whassup?"" at each other?"
"My grandma was recently beaten to death.. By my granddad"