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Joke of the Day

"Geography puns So I was trying to look up some Geography puns, but I couldn't find any."

"When Bill Gates feels like a million bucks, he's having a crappy day."

"What did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level? Pencil-in."

"Economical way of having a family Just rent a partner whenever you need, and buy a second-hand baby."

"What does the chicken do to get through college? She strips."

"Want to know how the Cold War was ended? It was with Robotussin and space heaters."

"I decided to try out a new Mediterranean recipe that takes 2 hours to cook. I've got a lot of thyme on my hands."

"[bankruptcy court] JUDGE: Didn't you do any financial planning? ME: *lips pressed on mic* Yes, your Honor, I was planning on having finances"

"My cooking show would just be an hour of me looking for Tupperware lids."

"My wife removed the ""G"" key from our keyboard at home so I could appreciate the frustration associated with not hitting the spot."