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Joke of the Day
"What aspect of the game do women soccer players like most? Getting that good D"
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"Saw a homeless guy at McDonald's begging for money, told him I'd buy him something to eat. He said no thanks, getting money for Taco Bell."
"Why couldn't the cow leave the farm? She was pasteurized!"
"Q. Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible? A. When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court."
"What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump? Trump wears more makeup."
"Before takeoff our flight attendant asked everyone to turn off their Samsung Galaxy phones You know, the ones with the headphone jack"
"My wife was pissed when I slept through a burglary last night We got caught, and I woke up during mug shots."
"Her: I love that thing you do to make me moan. Me: *makes another plate of nachos*"
"Honey, can we eat the nougat ? ""Is it really hard ?"" ""Yes, but can we eat the nougat first ?"""
"In America they have stand up comedy... In the Balkans we have Sit Down Tragedy."