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"What aspect of the game do women soccer players like most? Getting that good D"
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"A Dirty Limerick There once was a woman from Cue, Who filled her vagina with glue, She said with a grin, ""If they pay to get in, They'll pay to get out of it, too."""
"Why does a middle eastern person not give a blowjob to an American? Because he hates Bush. ahahahah Get it George Bush ...... Ill see myself out....."
"What is the opposite of a misogynist? That little pussy, Brian. Always talking about his feeling and shit like a little bitch. Fucking grow a pair, dude."
"Your clothes will never forgive you... You always hang them out to dry."
"If you show up to a job interview high and tired... You're hired!"
"A girl drinks 4 cosmos over a span of 60 minutes. 25 mins later, she texts 3 of her besties. How many emojis will she use? Show your work."
"Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color? he had a reptile dysfunction..."
"What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac? You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog."
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lic-Alot-O-Puss"