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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the cow leave the farm? She was pasteurized!"
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"Donald trump wins miley cyrus said she would leave the country. I'll vote for him if u throw in Justin bieber too. Good way to secure the presidency"
"WAy back in the day Canada was originally called CND So America calls CND and asks them to spell it so they know what to write on their maps. The guy from CND replies, ""C eh, N eh, D eh."""
"Pink Panther was looking for his friend's apartment. He drives into a street and suddenly drives out. It was a Dead-end. Dead-end. Dead-end dead-end dead-end dead-end dead-ennnnd..."
"So apparently there's a team of refugees at the olympics this year. Do you reckon the Syrian refugees are on the rowing team?"
"Just found out my girlfriend has a vagina Should I break up with her?"
"A termite walks into a bar... And asks the nearest person ""Hey, is the bar tender here?"""
"I don't think I'm well-suited for this job as a newspaper editor. Even my blood is a Type O!"
"My dentist reminded me of my wife's sensitive gag reflex. We laughed & laughed. Then I remembered that my wife & I have different dentists."
"Me: I like that... Me: *looks at price tag* .... Me: I don't like that anymore."