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Joke of the Day

"Honey, can we eat the nougat ? ""Is it really hard ?"" ""Yes, but can we eat the nougat first ?"""

"Joke i heard between 2 airport janitors. A:""where are you going?"" B:""to the toilet, where else can one go in an airport?"" --- I would like to add that my emotional response was mixed."

"Did you know that human meat preserves really well? It is because it is can-able."

"My doctor said diarrhea is hereditary. I guess it runs in your genes"

"I always say: ""Sex is a lot like pizza. How? Well, let me tell you about the worst pizza I ever had:"" ...it was fantastic."

"What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg? Nothing. They never met."

"Maybe the reason that goats are so angry is because they don't have hands to stroke those magnificent beards with while pondering quandaries"

"The Wolf of Wall Street broke the record for saying the f-word 506 times The previous record was held by my dad putting together a table from IKEA."

"""Dont put all your eggs in one basket,"" is a lie perpetuated by Big Basket to sell more baskets"

"""Why are you glowing?"" ""I've been eating light."""