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Joke of the Day
"In America they have stand up comedy... In the Balkans we have Sit Down Tragedy."
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"I fucked a retarded chick last night. I wanted the first time to be special."
"I always cary a clump of my hair in my pocket so when people say, ""I like your haircut"", I can respond with, ""Thanks. Here, have some."""
"I was going to go to a clairvoyants meeting the other day but.... it was cancelled due to unforeseen events."
"Subway's Jared Fogle sentenced to 15.6 years... Where his diet will be regulated to just 6 inchers."
"TIL that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Arkansas to 32. It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools."
"Where do ghost trains stop? At devil crossings."
"If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I think you should be brave enough to ask that girl out."
"Why is it impossible to starve in a desert? Because of the sand, which is everywhere."
"""Why?""- existential owl"