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Joke of the Day

"In America they have stand up comedy... In the Balkans we have Sit Down Tragedy."

"Have you heard about the Viagra computer virus? It turns your two and a half inch floppy disk into a hard disk."

"What did Cesar say when the people of Rome wanted to re-empower the Tribune? Oh, Plebes."

"So I called Amazon customer support to try and get credit for a late package. They said no. They cut me down in my Amazon Prime."

"How do you tell the difference between a normal potato from a slutty potato? The slutty one has the sticker that reads Idaho."

"Holocaust jokes ARE NOT funny Anne Frankly, they make me disgusted."

"Geek Booty Call... Fan Fiction You're totally fan-fic worthy. I think someone's about to make an appearance in Kirk's quarters next chapter."

"I heard they finally updated the Encyclopedia of Chronology It's about time."

"*puts on white shirt* *accidentally spills coffee* *takes off shirt* *shoves shirt into coffee pot* *puts on brown shirt*"

"Everybody, it's OK to vote for Hillary Clinton The snuke in her sniz was successfully deactivated."