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Joke of the Day

"Q. Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible? A. When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court."

"Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast? Because one egg is un oeuf."

"Three virgins go into a bar; a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Hours later out come a blonde, a brunette, and a virgin. ....Ginger Snap!"

"Hillary Clinton could be the first f president I was going to write female but the emale got deleted."

"Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache? Because in between stroking it, he said ""hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."""

"I'll never have the conviction of a jogger who runs in place while waiting for the red light to turn."

"I like my women like I like my coffee Ground up and in the freezer!"

"If you accidentally drop a roll of toilet paper while sitting down, it will roll approximately 65 feet away from you. Science."

"POLICE! OPEN THE DOOR! What's the magic word? [Cut to them back at the station staring at a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off]"

"Was forced to have a threesome with a clown and a grizzly. Just had to grin and bear it."