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Joke of the Day
"ho ho ho pimp."
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"What refreshing beverage will no red-blooded American male ever drink again ? ... wait for it ... an ice-cold Bruceski"
"Back then: You are the bomb, yo Future: You are the clock, yo"
"I sent in a list of my top ten puns to the newspaper hoping at least one would be selected for the joke of the day. Sadly, no pun in ten did."
"Which burgers are dishonest? Cat-burgers! (burglars)"
"Don't you say that about Java. Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OS's is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders"
"What was Hitler's favorite kind of juice? Concentrated."
"what currency does the sun use? starbucks"
"Chuck Norris opened the Ark of the Covenant and kept his eyes open. The Ark melted."
"Saw HBO were going to be making a new TV show set in an airport... They had to cancel it though as the pilot didn't take off."