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Joke of the Day
"what currency does the sun use? starbucks"
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"How to make your girl feel special: 1) Write down how you feel about your drink or drug of choice. 2) Put her name on it & give it to her."
"Why do so many dyslexic vegans move to Dallas? For the Sallad"
"Woman's Logic: Bikini No problem. Bra and underwear: OMG DON'T LOOK!!!"
"Looks like we got about 4 inches of snow last night Or as my boyfriend calls it... 7."
"What do feminists search for on scavenger hunts? Reasons to be offended."
"Chuck Norris' Roundhouse kick is so powerful, that on the set of Sidekicks he single-footedly destroyed Jonathan Brandis' Career."
"Yo mama so fat ... ... last christmas I took a picture of her. It's still printing."
"What starts with ""p,"" ends with ""s,"" and is really long? Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis"
"How do you refer to a necessary bear? Pandatory. Stupid, I know."