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Joke of the Day
"My friend Gerund is from Ingland."
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"I think from now on...I'm going to start referring to the crease on my double chin, as an ""extra smile""."
"A man returns home only to find out all the lamps in his house were stolen He was delighted"
"Couples who take too many fertility drugs should always put an asterisk next to their child's name to show that the parents used steroids."
"What do you call a dead bee? A was."
"Doc, I've got a problem. Every morning at 8 sharp I poop. Doc: ""How is that a problem?"" Me: ""I wake up at 9."""
"I'm thinking about going to the male pornstar tryouts... ... but I heard there's some stiff competition."
"Is Google male or female? Female because she won't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion"
"Wanna read the worst joke ever? The worst joke ever."
"Egyptian joke A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt. Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Rocher."