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Joke of the Day
"Why did the duck leave his flock? Because he wanted to be a-loone."
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"why can,t you trust a Atom Because thay make up every thing"
"Italian names sound delicious. Even Mussolini, sounds like a fried cheese that ends up oppressing your digestive process. #Italians"
"I'm fluent in Mandarin said the orange."
"[first date] Her: I love your scent, what is it? Me: desperation."
"*looks up ""how to disarm a bomb in 10 seconds"" on YouTube* *ad starts playing* *looks up ""how to disarm a bomb in 5 seconds""*"
"In the today's news a man was caught attempting to pickpocket Warwick Davis. Don't know how anyone could stoop so low."
"What has eight arms and an IQ of 60? Four guys watching a football game."
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate the headphone jack."
"An infinite number of mathematicians walks into a bar... The first order 1 beer, the second 2 beers, the third 3, and so on... The bartender doesn't pour anything and say ""Yall own me 1/12 of a beer"""