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Joke of the Day

"Is Google male or female? Female because she won't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion"

"I volunteer a lot at a children's hospice... It never gets old."

"Wow I can't believe I stopped a girl from being raped tonight... I got exhausted and stopped chasing her."

"Decided to start ranking my favorite minority groups: so far Lithuanians have a lot of catching up to do."

"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter."

"What is the only type of alcohol muslims are allowed to drink? TAKBEER!"

"Why did the punster enjoy the Broadway show about etymology? Because it was a play on words."

"I went on one of those once in a lifetime holidays last week... I won't be doing that again. joke by Tim Vine"

"Do you want to hear a joke about potassium? K."

"What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day? You're purrr-fect for me!"