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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dead bee? A was."
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"Your ""COEXIST"" sticker inspired me to slip a Madagascar hissing cockroach through your car window at the mall. Peace."
"Some advice to you lovers out there... They may say you cantaloupe, but honeydew it anyways."
"I saw a sign that said check your speed. Lucky I did, it had almost fallen out of my pocket."
"I had sex with a girl at an apple orchid and she ended up getting pregnant... It's probably because I came in cider."
"What do you get when you have a blonde do a handstand? A brunette with bad breath."
"Whats Orange and bad for your teeth? ... a brick"
"My buddy was dating twins... I asked him how he could tell them apart, and he replied, ""That's easy. Barbara has really big tits and Bob has a mustache."""
"It's hard to trust humans; even the blind prefer to be guided by dogs."
"How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday? Tell her a joke on a Monday!"