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Joke of the Day
"Wanna read the worst joke ever? The worst joke ever."
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"Did you guys see that episode of Finding Bigfoot last night? [SPOILERS] They didn't find Bigfoot."
"Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter."
"Carl: Everybody was Kung fu fighting! Doug: um, I don't know Kung f-- Carl: except for Doug from accounting"
"Premature ejaculator seeks bubbly, blonde female with big ti...... Hang on. It dosen't matter now......!"
"How do you catch a rabbit? Hide behind a tree and make carrot sounds."
"What's the Difference Between a Hormone and a Pheromone? You can't hear a pheromone."
"What's different between Trump and the Lannisters? A Lannister always pays his debts."
"Why did the tissue get up and dance? It had a little boogy in it."
"There are 1000 shopping carts inside this Walmart, yet I always pick the one with the wheel that makes everyone look like a meth addict."