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Joke of the Day

"Egyptian joke A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt. Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Rocher."

"When I was in college I met a girl at a bar and we exchanged phone numbers... But then every time the phone rang it was for her. It was very confusing and annoying"

"College was the most expensive nap I ever took."

"Did you hear about the construction worker that got arrested? He was handling his wood in public."

"The cool thing about driving 15 mph in a school zone is that it makes it so much easier to text."

"How is a Ska band the opposite of a rhinocerus? Horns in the back Asshole up front."

"What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbanzo bean? I won't pay 10 bucks to have a Garbanzo bean on my face"

"Never forget. Never forget that Americans can't even get the date the right way around. Sincerely the rest of the world on 9/11."

"What's the ultimate rejection? When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep."

"A-What's up? B(londe)-The ceiling..."