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Joke of the Day

"I think from now on...I'm going to start referring to the crease on my double chin, as an ""extra smile""."

"Did you haer about the dyslexic insomniac atheist? He would spend all night long awake thinking about whether or not there was a dog."

"*i put two straws in my drink* gf: awhh :) me: hell ya double barrel *i use both straws*"

"Two monkeys having a bath Two monkeys are about to have a bath. The first monkey says ""Oo oo ah ah ah!"" The second says ""Just put some more cold water in it..."""

"What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed? Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!"

"I got expelled from school on pajama day. It's not my fault I sleep naked."

"My 1-year-old thought it was funny to put food in my mouth. It was cute with Skittles. Then she switched to dog food."

"Are your other donkeys jealous because that's one fine ass"

"What do you do if your computer hums? Tell it to change its socsks!"

"How do you cure a basic bitch? Give her some acid."