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Joke of the Day
"Why do Feminists lay down during sex? They can't *stand* seeing a man have a good time."
Next Joke
"I have my hesitations about Paradise City if the first thing you brag about is the color of the grass."
"Why DID David Cameron fuck a dead pig, anyway? The live ones wouldn't hold still."
"I went to go smoke a joint with some Mexicans. When I asked if they had any papers they all ran."
"Who are the fastest readers in the world? The people in the world trade center, these mother fuckers blew threw a hundred stories in two seconds!"
"Fight fire with water. Idiots."
"TIFU by Mixing up my Pastor's Sandwich Order at Subway! Whoops, wrong *sub*."
"Flip flops are fun because every time you take a step it's like a high-five for your feet."
"Things the GOP has battled this week: 1. Ethics 2. Intelligence"
"What did the Florida boy have on his feet? Crocs"