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Joke of the Day

"I was gonna make a pun... But the stress of making them is unbearable."

"In my 4th grade class the cutest girl threw away my love letter.. ..so I failed her!"

"My brother was in a car accident yesterday and lost his left arm and left leg. Well actually, he's not my brother... he's my half-brother. He's all right now."

"Does anyone know which homeless shelters provide wifi?"

"Boy: Dad dad there's a spider in the bath. Dad: What's wrong with that? You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!"

"A Jew with an erection walks face first into a wall... He breaks his nose."

"Q: What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks? A: Milk and quackers."

"Heidi Klum was waiting for a call from Donald Trump She never got it.. His phone was only 99.99% charged so he couldn't do it."

"OP's sex life."

"What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween? Pump-Kin"