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Joke of the Day
"Flip flops are fun because every time you take a step it's like a high-five for your feet."
Next Joke
"The Friend zone. It's like being turned down for a job, then they call you a week later complaining about the person they hired."
"Why can't America play chess? Because it's missing two towers."
"Q. What do you call a cow with no legs? A. Ground beef."
"What is a Pokemon's favourite place to go in France? Paras"
"barn owls must have been stoked when the barn was invented"
"My friend Robert showed me a cross between a cabbage and a turnip... I said, ""That's cool, Robbie!"""
"if pointing out racism makes me a racist, then i'm going to start pointing out millionaires."
"*joaquin phoenix croses a street adn almost gets hit by a taxi* *mumbles to himsef* cmon man whyd he try to do that. i mean, im joaquin here"
"Q: Why do dwarfs laugh when they play soccer? Because the grass tickles their balls."