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Joke of the Day

"Why DID David Cameron fuck a dead pig, anyway? The live ones wouldn't hold still."

"a girl poop says to a boy poop ""ew, did you just fart?"" ""no we both smell like shit remember cause were poops"""

"What's the powerful weapon in Greenland's arsenal? The Nuuklear Bomb"

"Why was the women unable to leave the boutique? She couldn't find the Dior"

"If I ever had a one night stand and the guy texted me the next day and said ""nice to meat you""... I'd marry him."

"What do a pimp and a cowboy have in common? They both know how to throw a ho-down."

"Why are C programmers just the worst? They're classless."

"Why do you never see any ancient Central American civilizations anymore? They're all M.I.A. ^^^Mayan, ^^^Incan, ^^^Aztec"

"Women can be so ungrateful. I just made breakfast in bed & instead of thanking me, she screams ""Who are you! How did you get in my house?"""

"He who goes forth with a fifth on the Fourth, may not come forth on the fifth!"