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Joke of the Day

"Who are the fastest readers in the world? The people in the world trade center, these mother fuckers blew threw a hundred stories in two seconds!"

"""Plagiarism squad reporting for duty sir!"" ""Copy that"""

"Fred: Have you noticed that your mother smells a bit funny these days? Harry: No. Why? Fred: Well your sister told me she was giving her a bottle of toilet water for her birthday."

"How to become a The Fray fan in easy steps - Step 1: You say, ""We need to talk..."""

"My ex-girlfriend and I both went blind before we broke up. After that, we just couldn't see each other anymore."

"Apparently, women only enjoy a nice romantic breakfast in bed when they know how you got in their house."

"Why did the pedophile move to Korea? Because there, Too Young is just a name."

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather... Unlike the passengers in his car who were screaming and yelling! http://www.thedailyenglishshow.com/friday-joke/98-how-to-die/"

"What is a politician's favorite kind of tea? Infideli-tea."

"How many programmers does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None, that is a hardware problem."