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Joke of the Day

"TIFU by Mixing up my Pastor's Sandwich Order at Subway! Whoops, wrong *sub*."

"What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste."

"Why did the nose run? It did snot want to be late"

"What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring? That's lacist."

"A Latvian Haiku Where is potatoes? This winter is very cold. Family is starve."

"I see subway employees are still having their ""how much lettuce can you fit on a sandwich"" contest."

"What is your favorite biology joke?"

"It's a bird, it's a plane! No, it's my data plan!"

"In university I was going to join the Debate Team, but someone talked me out of it."

"DONT SIT IN FRONT OF THE MIRROR EXAMINING YOUR FLAWS. QUIT IT. THEY ARENT REALLY THERE. ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD. BE CONFIDENT IN WHO YOU ARE!!!"