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Joke of the Day
"Things the GOP has battled this week: 1. Ethics 2. Intelligence"
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"What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone? Miso sorry..."
"Why can't you tell jokes to a Nympho? Because they'll take them too hard."
"How are eating a girl out and working for the CIA similar? One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit. (Thanks to u/Gary_III for pointing out the mistake last time"
"You know what they say about guys with small hands... They draw small crowds."
"THERAPIST: how do you feel ME: with my hands THERAPIST: no, like on the inside ME: ohhh...idk probably kinda squishy and weird"
"My son asked me the definition of impending doom. I just said, 'you know when you smell dog poop in the house, but you can't see it? That.'"
"Anytime I cannot find my kids I just go to the bathroom and wait for them to barge in"
"What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together? The clap."
"Sex is like a gas station..!! Sometime you get full service... Sometimes you gotta ask for service and sometimes you have to be happy with self service.!"