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Joke of the Day

"Give a man a pizza and he eats for a day Teach a man how to make a pizza and he will work minimum wage"

"Q: What do you call four matadors in quicksand? A: Quatro sinko."

"Stops rape every time Consent"

"What did god say when he created the first black man? fuck you"

"I spilled spot remover on my dog Now he's gone."

"""I'm going to be a little bit late"" -people that are going to be very late"

"i'm sorry but hating something that lots of people love doesn't automatically make u an interesting person"

"Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam? Every time somebody yelled, ""GET DOWN!"" they'd get up and dance."

"I just burned 2000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap."

"where did the lone ranger take his trash to? to the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump."