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Joke of the Day
"I spilled spot remover on my dog Now he's gone."
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"Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella? Fo drizzle"
"Any salad can be a Caesar salad. If you stab it enough."
"How's the oil industry doing these days? It's in the tank."
"Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance? A: 144 blondes."
"Whenever my teen cleans his room, I get a brand new set of dishes."
"BOSS: OK! Who smashed a hole through the wall?! [Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man]"
"My wife's been missing for two weeks and the police said to prepare for the worst. So I went to the Goodwill and got her clothes back."
"My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down."
"Did you hear about the man who died in a bowl of muesli He got pulled under by a strong currant"