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Joke of the Day
"where did the lone ranger take his trash to? to the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump."
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"What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ? This one will sleigh you !"
"What is Hitler's least favorite sauce?"
"How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it! Hahaha, get it? He fucking brews it"
"What symphony is a pedophiles favorite? Mozart's magic flute in A minor."
"What's the difference between committing seppuku and impaling yourself with a sword? They're the same thing but committing seppuku comes with a little twist."
"Two dyslexics.. walk into a bra."
"I'm a grave digger, My hole job is depressing."
"Meanwhile, at the bar: Batman: ""Whisky."" Aquaman: ""Appletini."" ""WHAT?"" ""It's vodka, apple schnapps..."" ""You're off the Justice League."""
"Do you know why there's no sound when Django has sex? Because the D is silent."