226352
Joke of the Day
"I just burned 2000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap."
Next Joke
"3 gays in a hot tub A bubble of semen rises up, one looks at the others and says ""OK who's farted?"""
"Email subject line: ""Your invited."" Thanks, I'll bring an apostrophe and an e."
"If the pen is mightier than the sword... ... Then why do actions speak louder than words?"
"Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre"
"It says a lot about someone... It says a lot about someone when they try to prank you by putting aluminum foil in the toilet bowl. It says even more about you when it works."
"I've been dumped by my girlfriend... She found me creepy as I always had to have a name for my penis, oh well, guess I'll have to take Matters into my own hands now."
"Q: What is the blonde's chronic speech impediment? A: She can't say ""No""."
"This will make you feel old: Die Hard came out 67 years ago today."
"do they have the fourth of July in the UK? Of course it comes after the third and before the fifth of July"