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Joke of the Day
"Stops rape every time Consent"
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"What do you call a fishermans newborn? Fresh bait"
"My girlfriend asked me what world of Warcraft and league of legends are. Wow, lol."
"God gave me a choice when I was born: a good memory or a big dick. I don't remember which one I chose."
"If I could have dinner with anyone, dead or alive... ...I would choose alive. -B.J. Novak-"
"Two scientists walk into a bar The first scientist orders H2O. The second scientist says ""Who the hell goes to a bar and orders water?"""
"my spirit guide told me to scale the shelves at Cosco and build a nest with toilet paper"
"To the first two people who thought Superman was a bird or plane... why the hell were you so excited?"
"Robert De Niro was worried he was having symptoms of Schizophrenia. He went to his doctor and said... ""I heard things."""
"Two cannibals were eating a clown.... One turns to the other and asks, ""Hey, does this taste funny to you?"""