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Joke of the Day
"What is white and goes up? A stupid snowflake"
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"I named my dog Herpes... If she's good, she'll heel. (Stolen from Priscilla)"
"Haven't seen any Harambe memes for a while, I suppose this means Harambe is dead.."
"How does the Japanese Bee Say Hello to Other Bees Wassup bee"
"She left me alone in the house with Cupcakes cooling. Rookie mistake."
"Did you hear about the guy who OD'ed on homeopathic medicine? He had forgotten to take them."
"Have you heard about Michigan's music scene?? I hear there's a lot of heavy metal in Flint. :^)"
"My doctor advised me to stay away from trans fats. I guess I should really get off Tumblr"
"how do I play farmville on this fuckin site? This fuckin blows"
"I want to be an astronaut when I grow up. What high hopes you have !"