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Joke of the Day
"how do I play farmville on this fuckin site? This fuckin blows"
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"*puts on sports bra* Well, that's enough exercise for today..."
"You can lead a horse to water but it's pretty crowded there because of all the men you taught to fish in that other proverb."
"Where do you find a one legged cow? Where ever you left it."
"I'm not afraid of identity theft. Go ahead and enjoy being broke and having my dad call you a failure."
"What did the spy say at the glass beach? *The coast is clear*"
"What do you call research to implicate dictators of other countries for murders by biological warfare? ...Foreign sick science."
"I'm not feeling very well today, I have constipation But I couldn't give a shit"
"For the Canadians (Warning: Offensive) How do you kill a fox with one leg? Make him run across Canada."
"What has two wings and a halo? A Chinese man on the telephone. Wing wing, halo?"