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Joke of the Day
"Facebook game requests are the Jehovah's Witnesses of the Internet"
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"What's black on the bottom and white on the top? Society."
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"I bet jellyfish are sad that there are no peanut butter fish. *I'm not even high."
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"If a threesome is with 3 people... If a threesome is with 3 people and a foursome is with 4 people I can see why they call you handsome."
"I like my children how I like my Christmas decorations Only on the holidays."
"Him: Will you marry me? Me: omg what did I do, why don't you want to have sex with me anymore?"