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Joke of the Day
"Why can't mimes finish marathons? Because they can't get past ""the wall""."
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"A snake walks into a bar And the bartender asks ""How did you do that?"""
"WAITER: how was everything ME: [rubbing belly] so delicious. thank u WAITER: great. please stop rubbing my belly"
"I'm sick of my mate Adam. He walks round like he's gods gift to women."
"No matter how angry you get about something... ... you can't any angrier than a midget with a yo-yo."
"Why arent there any Socialist entrepreneurs? Seriously I dont know....."
"Why is 'dark' spelled with a k and not with c? Because you can't see in the dark Badambum!"
"My downstairs neighbor thinks I'm a little creepy and that I overstep my bounds. At least that's what she wrote in her diary."
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered 6 offender"
"[guy wearing a ski mask holds a gun to my head] ""please go skiing with me I am so alone"""