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Joke of the Day
"Why can't mimes finish marathons? Because they can't get past ""the wall""."
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"To what branch of the military to babies belong? The infantry."
"My phone case doesn't expose the logo on the back. So it could be anything. I could be speaking on two mirrors with foam in the middle."
"My collegue just threw my punch card at me, I ducked just in time!!! But I almost got clocked out!"
"Wife: ""I think I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""
"What do Hitler and Terry Fox have in common? Neither of them could completely finish a race."
"How did the programmer celebrate his birthday? var celebration = [""Hip"", ""Hip""];"
"""It's so hot outside..."" ""...that I poured McDonald's hot coffee on my lap just to cool off."""
"Just heard someone screaming outside and my instinct was to turn up the TV. Whatever the opposite of a superhero is, I'm that."
"Why did the mexican take xanax? For hispanics attacks"