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Joke of the Day

"Just heard someone screaming outside and my instinct was to turn up the TV. Whatever the opposite of a superhero is, I'm that."

"Why do black people like the rain? For drizzle."

"What do you call a gay Dinosaur? Megasaurass"

"What did the bunny ask his boss for? A raise in *celery*."

"What do you get when water washes away dirt? a road"

"I was listening to ""Club Tropicana"" today... ... And it dawned on me. It's been ages since a heard a Wham! song. Come to think of it, it must have been Last Christmas."

"Why couldn't the Germans make a good vacuum chamber? There was too much gas in them."

"Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment? He kept looking at his hoes."

"A man is at the checkout to purchase some condoms... ...the cashier asks, ""Would you like a bag as well?"" the man replies, ""Oh, no thank you--she isn't that ugly."""

"In all fairness, Trump can't release his tax returns At least not until Putin sends him his W2s."