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Joke of the Day

"My phone case doesn't expose the logo on the back. So it could be anything. I could be speaking on two mirrors with foam in the middle."

"Two white guys and two black guys go into a police station The white guys come back from the station"

"Got my grades today... ... and I got an A+ in on my Hepatitis test!"

"A friend said he couldn't come to my party because he has diarrhea. I don't believe him, I think he's full of shit."

"2 reasons not to drink toilet water: Number 1 and number 2."

"PRO TIP: Name your first child ""butter"", then accidentally take a different baby home just so you can say ""I can't believe it's not butter!"""

"So I was driving home from work tonight, I saw a woman texting whilst driving. It infuriated me so much I threw my beer bottle at her car."

"A joke I heard about the greatest story never told"

"Keyboard Humor. Finds a ESC key from a keyboard on the floor, make the shity pun; ""the Esc key escaped."""

"2 fish are in a tank One of them says ""You drive, I'll shoot!"""