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Joke of the Day
"""It's so hot outside..."" ""...that I poured McDonald's hot coffee on my lap just to cool off."""
Next Joke
"Of all the advice given to me over the years, ""There really is no bad time for a beer"" has proved to be the most helpful. Thanks ma."
"What's a Frenchman's favourite social media button? Retweet."
"This Heat is Like a Middle Eastern Dictator... This Heat is Like a Middle Eastern Dictator. It's oppressive, you can't get away from it, and I'm pretty sure we can blame the U.S. for it."
"Asking me if I want a bag for the box of tampons I just bought is like asking me if they're for here or to go."
"What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common? They both can't ride a bicycle!"
"There once was a man from Trent.. There once was a man from Trent. His cock was so long, it bent. When he was in trouble, he tucked it in double. So instead of cumming, he went."
"Australians don't have sex. They mate."
"What do you call a dead asian? A failure"
"What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse? A stalemate."