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Joke of the Day
"Why did the mexican take xanax? For hispanics attacks"
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"? Hey there Delilah, this is dispatch please come quickly There's a robbery in progress Suspect is white & in his 50s And high on gluuue ?"
"Why did the Mexican take his Xanax? For hispanic attacks."
"Where do you take a cheque? Czechoslovakia."
"Come on guys, lemme back in the gang! I'm real good at crimes! ""No"" Why? ""YOU GOT ARRESTED BY A POLICE HORSE CARL HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE"""
"I don't mind when a waitress says, ""Is Pepsi fine?"" when I ask for some coke. But when my drug dealer says it, it's kind of annoying"
"I farted in the Apple store and everyone got pi*sed. Not my fault they don't have Windows."
"I know it's fiction but the logic in The Walking Dead is so skewed it is impossible to suspend disbelief. An Asian guy named Glenn? Please"
"Losing weight is so easy now. I'm just chasing the kids around all day - Jared Fogle"
"My wife didn't post an essay thanking our kids for making her a mom on Facebook and now child services is on the way."