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Joke of the Day
"How did the programmer celebrate his birthday? var celebration = [""Hip"", ""Hip""];"
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"Every night someone breaks into my house & dresses me for the next day. I guess I'd be more upset if it wasn't saving me time in the morning"
"I met the inventor of the trampoline. He's an all round nice guy, but a bit jumpy."
"After a thorough diagnosis, my doctor couldn't figure out the cause of my uncontrolled flatulence... When I asked him what the problem was, he told me ""Your gas is as good as mine."""
"My 82 year old Grandpa's favorite joke A skeleton walks into a bar, sits down and says ""I'll have a beer and a mop"""
"When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land? Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!"
"If a blind girl tells you that you've got a big penis... She's probably just pulling your leg."
"Better names for porcupines: Needle Beaver Battlepig Hurty Squirrel Flail Monster Cactus Rat Capy-scare-uh Death otter Revenge Possum"
"My IQ? With google or without?"
"I have the first signs of baldness, a friend said to me that my head it's like the house of a rich man... two car entrances in the front and a pool in the backyard."