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Joke of the Day
"How often do I think about Keira? Knightley."
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"Why shouldn't you get a Bachelors in Science? Because it's BS. Yea that was bullshit. Fine I'll cut it out.."
"Vladislav? ... .. Baby don't hurt me, Don't hurt me, no more"
"What blod type am I? Type-O"
"If I ever had a heart transplant I would want my ex's because it's never been used"
"A son whale asks his father ""Dad, where did I come from?"" ""You come from your mother, son."" ""Thanks, dad."" ""You're whalecum."""
"If it weren't for twitter I wouldn't know what it feels like to go unnoticed. Just kidding, I'm married. I know exactly how that feels."
"Boy to his Girlfriend: Can you tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time.... Girl: You have the largest penis among your friends."
"My underwear is spoiled."
"Time flies when you wake up at noon."