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Joke of the Day
"A man walks into a bar... Ouch!"
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"Unlike your boyfriend, cheesecake will never leave you or your hips."
"I love walking on the beach with my girlfriend until the acid wears off and I'm just dragging a stolen mannequin around a Walmart parking lot."
"I like my jokes how I like my babies. Stolen and beaten to death."
"Decided to sell my vacuum today well, it was just collecting dust. /thank you Tim Vine"
"Brown and sticky Whats Brown and sticky? A Stick"
"Downside to a threesome? You'll disappoint 2 women instead of 1"
"I was kicked out of the military because I got gonorrhea It was a dishonorable discharge"
"What happens when someone overdoses on Viagra? They die hard."
"I'm currently a recovering alcoholic... But I prefer the term ""hungover."""